I might have to use that first one for class cuz they’re always looking for jokes. Too many receding hairlines in that class or I’d use, “I was trying to read a book about baldness, but the pages kept falling out.”
My cousin would absolutely love the Air and Space Museum pun. And it’s too bad, that restaurant gift card trick probably wouldn’t work in my family because my spouse is such a good cook no one gives us any restaurant gift cards -darn!
These are all so great! And the one with the restaurant gift cards has me dying! So clever!
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I might have to use that first one for class cuz they’re always looking for jokes. Too many receding hairlines in that class or I’d use, “I was trying to read a book about baldness, but the pages kept falling out.”
My cousin would absolutely love the Air and Space Museum pun. And it’s too bad, that restaurant gift card trick probably wouldn’t work in my family because my spouse is such a good cook no one gives us any restaurant gift cards -darn!
Fun stuff! I literally laughed out loud.
good ones hahaha