I’d hate to disappoint the zombies but I taste like diet soda and sugar free wafer cookies (they’re actually pretty good). I have say, “I hear ya about the fourth donut.” I’d actually put a star by that in my diet diary.
I have a mug that says, “I survived another meeting that should have been an email.” I brought it to a work meeting. One dingy guy that I barely work with/around said, “What’s up with that?” pointing at my mug. I just laughed and said, “It’s just supposed to be funny.” He’s like, “Why?” I’m like, “I just have a goofy sense of humor.” Everyone’s eyes were on me at that point. Goodness! An asshat that can’t just laugh at randomness.
LOL these were funny especially the LMAO one
Have a memetastic week 🙂
I’d hate to disappoint the zombies but I taste like diet soda and sugar free wafer cookies (they’re actually pretty good). I have say, “I hear ya about the fourth donut.” I’d actually put a star by that in my diet diary.
I have a mug that says, “I survived another meeting that should have been an email.” I brought it to a work meeting. One dingy guy that I barely work with/around said, “What’s up with that?” pointing at my mug. I just laughed and said, “It’s just supposed to be funny.” He’s like, “Why?” I’m like, “I just have a goofy sense of humor.” Everyone’s eyes were on me at that point. Goodness! An asshat that can’t just laugh at randomness.
Hey Mitch hope you and all yours are well! Take care and Happy Hanukah to you!
This post gave me a good laugh. Thanks!
Oh goodness, great memes! Yeah, I am on a diet, too. LOL Thanks for linking up!
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