- The Force Awakens.
- One of the old guard said I want one million dollars for one minutes work. And vocals cost extra. There was no extra in the budget.
- One of the old guard said I will do this movie on one condition that you make sure I never, ever, ever have to be in another Star Wars movie ever again.
- Another of the old guard said I will do the movie as long as you pay me $100,000 for every press opportunity and there must be a minimum of 30, and I will say whatever I want.
- Evil skips a generation.
- Luke Skywalker is now a girl.
- Yoda is now a girl.
- R2D2 has a nephew.
- James Bond is immortal and has been demoted.
- Destroying one planet at a time is for amateurs.
- The biggest spoiler: Girls Rule and Boys Drool!
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I really like number 11 but 5came a close second .Who am I kidding I like them all.
I think rey would kick my butt too!