Also known as my spouse.
To clean a floor, it is not optimal to put a wet cloth under your foot and move your foot in a sweeping motion. I am surely not the expert on these matters, I just feel sometimes you have to get closer to the situation to identify those high problem areas. Just saying.
If your 7 year old son tells you he spilled the juice, and not to worry, he cleaned it up, it is not optimal to continue to lay on the couch in a prone position. Surely you understand the inherent inconsistencies in those earlier statements? My suggestion is get up off your lazy a__ and survey the area. Chances are you will notice, maybe not by eye sight, but surely by touch, the area in question is not clean. Lets have an impromptu survey – who thinks juice is sticky when it lays on a floor?
Yes, the above 2 situations are a little bit related.
Lets keep it simple tonight. Suffice it to say that when I finished folding the laundry they had already prepared my next load for me, full of grape juice. I am a NYC parent so you know it was 100% juice! Me, I just got up from the kitchen floor where I did my best to scrub out the stickiness. If there is any still there, I no longer care!
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