Or assassin. He camouflaged his biking helmet
to blend in with the snow, he is ready for a snow ball fight to end all snow ball fights, he has called his reservists up from the ranks (6 boys from his class but they don’t know they have been called!)
Me, I have to go to Staples for an anti-virus disc!
Oops, it turns out it is sniper snowball! And he already won AND WE DIDN’T EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE!
It turns out this war stuff is all from the Intrepid visit, phew, I thought the army had got him!