I Gotta Get Out Of Here!

I call home to find out if my spouse needs a sandwich, I am unprepared for his breakfast as it is not the weekend. Of course he flooded the bathroom again and put all the wet towels he used to clean up in the laundry basket in the closet. I yelled to get the wet towels out of the closet and stop clogging the toilet! No one else does it in the household and all I hear is he doesn’t know how it happened, I tell him to remember you gotta flush 40 times with these lousy toilets in NYC! They are all low flow because of that jerk Mayor, Giuliani.

Now, all the wives out there know, never put wet stuff in a closet. It won’t dry. Am I wrong or is that not extremely logical? How much mildew do you have to create before you figure it out?

The next person screwing with my karma is my son. Not on purpose. He packed a bag of crap (he calls them toys) for the trip. I am trying to take a hue load of stuff to the car and one item in his bag keeps going off. HELP ME! I have to keep unlocking his bag to alleviate the situation, neighbors are helping me with my bags spilled all over the floor, its just a mess and I Gotta Get Out Of Here!