If there were reality film cameras filming our family dinners we wwould all be rich. This family I married into is hysterical at times. Last eve my brother-in-law kept asking what that noise was, there was a little occasional squeak and it was driving him nuts. After 1/2 hour we caught my spouse rubbing his wine glass on the table to taunt his brother, we were hysterical as my bro-in-law was getting obsessed about catching this noise. Maybe you had to be there but we could not stop laughing.
And then there is the cousins wife from the house next door, she asked my family if I was wearing a toupee. I know my hair never looks great but it does not look like something you would pay for! My mother-in-law used to ask if it was a comb over, a dye job, or a wig, but I am not that type of gay! I am married with a kid and they ain’t going nowhere, I don’t care what I look like! However my hair looks is how I wear it and it is rarely a look you would emulate or pay for!
I am going to look for this cousin, I am going to go over quietly and ask her to help me adjust my hair piece!
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