The Rabbi signed first.
We did it! It looks like I had to block my spouse from running away, but that was not the case!
Our 9 year old son was the happiest guy in the room. He was best man for both of us!
Now we just need to wait for the greatest country in the world to give us equal rights and recognize our marriage the way our home state of New York does. After all, we need the tax deduction!